smiles-and-songlines:

hellacioushenry:

My mom had an excellent idea

This would definitely make people start panicking at the disco

mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

adiostoreadon:

trepanties:

steampunkscarecrow:

meister-maka:

pantyslime:

please stop getting mad at cashiers for prices they have no control over

Or not being able to take your expired coupon.

or not being able to break any rule that is store or company policy

Or not being able to make the manager come up to the cash register any quicker

Or their registers having technical troubles

trust:

itsvondell:

someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day